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Ms_ValS

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6739
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Ms_ValS's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59519) - you deserved it (9854)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (3447)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68526) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40164) - you deserved it (4300)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (62105)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16156) - you deserved it (59374)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40186) - you deserved it (3583)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34441) - you deserved it (4349)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60227) - you deserved it (4610)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (5555)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

#16323667
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (5245)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:54am - misc - by Adam -

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18157) - you deserved it (68203)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

#16155788
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32449) - you deserved it (5746)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86612) - you deserved it (6487)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -



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