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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Ms_ValS's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
by Username / 08/13/2011 at 7:45am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
by NaomiMadison / 07/30/2011 at 1:15am / United States / Kids
Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML
by Meg / 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by ugly / 06/26/2011 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by whymyliferose / 06/03/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Oregon) / Work