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Ms_ValS

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5930
  • Number of comments : 265
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Ms_ValS's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29004) - you deserved it (3561) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (3832)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (5105)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (5617)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (4340)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34430) - you deserved it (6202) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (40852)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25205) - you deserved it (5637)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25205) - you deserved it (5637)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27941) - you deserved it (2728)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30654) - you deserved it (3804)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

#18180881
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29298) - you deserved it (7310)

On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (3565)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19722) - you deserved it (39303)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12051) - you deserved it (37646)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)



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