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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1993
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23451) - you deserved it (4632)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32316) - you deserved it (2699)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32225) - you deserved it (11057)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21530) - you deserved it (3750)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32985) - you deserved it (2596)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML

#17125481
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9848) - you deserved it (37120)

On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54111) - you deserved it (9257)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (2974)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59766) - you deserved it (6242)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35057) - you deserved it (3886)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11566) - you deserved it (55446)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14298) - you deserved it (55158)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36066) - you deserved it (3271)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (3886)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53055) - you deserved it (4078)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)



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