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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12815
  • Number of comments : 332
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

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MsSoulReaper's favorite FMLs

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
566 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30718) - you deserved it (17821)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (16887)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
607 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23735) - you deserved it (254703)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

#17506139
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31850) - you deserved it (8240)

On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36362) - you deserved it (6779)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45798) - you deserved it (17189)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41972) - you deserved it (2846)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39791) - you deserved it (9975)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
213 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16697) - you deserved it (44026)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37583) - you deserved it (5690)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

#17023806
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45774) - you deserved it (6254)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (5801)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56609) - you deserved it (3318)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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