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  • Number of visits : 10519
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

Now you can message through mobile app :D awesome! But I have no one to talk to -___-

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Today, I sold mah Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him mah Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17091) - you deserved it (65433)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Taday after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, mah boyfriend finally succeedd. It came from his car bumping up an down while we drove down a pot-hold road. FML

#16283076
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38226) - you deserved it (5601)

On 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by hahanosirr (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today.. . while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in . mega FML

Today, It Was Raining Eavily!! I Saw A Large Puddle By Te Edge Of Te Road Near Wit A Passing Lady!! Tinking It Would Be Funny To Splas Er, I Swerved To It Te Puddle!! Te Puddle Was Deeper Tan I Tougt!! I Lost Control Of Te Car, Spun Out, And It Two Parked Cars!! FML

#16276951
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12289) - you deserved it (225903)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, It Was Raining Eavily!! I Saw A Large Puddle By Te Edge Of Te Road Near Wit A Passing Lady!! Tinking It Would Be Funny To Splas Er, I Swerved To It Te Puddle!! Te Puddle Was Deeper Tan I Tougt!! I Lost Control Of Te Car, Spun Out, And It Two Parked Cars!! FML

#16276951
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12289) - you deserved it (225903)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (20303)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (10491)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, While Making Love To My Wife, I Let Slip Her Sister's Name. I Don't Think It Would Calm Her Down Much If I Told The Truth: I Was Actually Thinking Of An Ex Grlfriend Who Shares The Same Name. FML

#16157723
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11702) - you deserved it (62497)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS RIDING MY LONG BOARD. A FAW FAAT FROM MA AN ATTRACTIVA GIRL WAS RIDING ONA TOO, IN THA SAMA DIRACTION. WA MADA AYA CONTACT RIGHT AS I SLAMMAD INTO A LIGHT POLA. SHA THAN FALL BACAUSA SHA WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. FML

#16136002
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31184) - you deserved it (8979)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today... I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended fir ( referencing illegal drugs ). FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (4694)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today.. . I woka up lata 4 a job intarviaw . I hadn't shavad in six days.. looool . but figuring I could do so an routa.. . I grabbad my alactric razor and ran 4 tha bus . Whila shaving.. . tha razor's battary diad midway through.. . laaving ma to attand tha job intarviaw with a Miami Vica scruff on half my faca . FML

#16117533
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (33584)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . I woka up lata 4 a job intarviaw . I hadn't shavad in six days.. looool . but figuring I could do so an routa.. . I grabbad my alactric razor and ran 4 tha bus . Whila shaving.. . tha razor's battary diad midway through.. . laaving ma to attand tha job intarviaw with a Miami Vica scruff on half my faca . FML

#16117533
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (33584)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , MY PHONE ALARM WOKE ME UP. IT HAD FALLEN UNDER MY BOYFRIEND'S BED. NAKED , I GOT ON ALL FOURS TO RETRIEVE IT. MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG STUCK HIS NOSE IN MY ASS. MEGA FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42588) - you deserved it (17771)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today , I went on a long overdue vacation to France with mah husband an young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank , mah sister has apparently taught mah daughter to swear profusely in French. mega FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (8730)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)



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