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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14342
  • Number of comments : 334
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

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MsSoulReaper's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39264) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46462) - you deserved it (4247)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46462) - you deserved it (4247)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (2570)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

#19480957
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (7170)

On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36254) - you deserved it (2700)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (21975)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

#19301849
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you deserved it (58092)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (3323)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (3323)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (2959)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (2959)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (2959)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37116) - you deserved it (6313)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)



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