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MsSoulReaper

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16641
  • Number of comments : 334
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

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MsSoulReaper's page activity

Visits<b>spiderpig13579</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 2:56pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 2:28am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 10:01am<b>donaldthegrump</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 7:43pm<b>TheLeviathan14_</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:11pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 8:28am<b>refticon</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 4:58pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:55pm<b>hbs11476</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 9:20am<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:54am<b>piercedbiatch</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:15am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:25pm<b>bitchs_and_hoes</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 3:50pm<b>MassiDelta</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:06am<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 9:15am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 1:56pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 10:08am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 6:24am

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 4:01pm<b>donaldthegrump</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:43am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 12:08am<b>refticon</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 10:58pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:56pm<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:54pm<b>piercedbiatch</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:16pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:56pm<b>KittyRa</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 12:17am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 10:30am<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:20am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:58am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:49pm<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:29pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:09am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 2:42am<b>voluptuous</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 1:31pm

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MsSoulReaper's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

by Sir Vom-a-lot / 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

by Steve / 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

by ouch / 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation

Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML

by dating a manchild / 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 12:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

by polimeros / 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Intimacy

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids

Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML

by calidreaming / 05/09/2012 at 10:40am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

by wtf is wrong with my country / 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML

by Kyley / 05/08/2012 at 7:55am / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

by Kwalker3 / 05/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love