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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11819
  • Number of comments : 328
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

Now you can message through mobile app :D awesome! But I have no one to talk to -___-

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Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (2830)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (2830)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33234) - you deserved it (5877)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

#19276990
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25115) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (2463)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23146) - you deserved it (18562)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14315) - you deserved it (51994)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25441) - you deserved it (7743)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (3307)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10176) - you deserved it (34612)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (8370)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

#19126336
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (2380)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31802) - you deserved it (7719)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34601) - you deserved it (6491)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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