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Today, I Was Grocery Sopping!! Wen I Turnd Around I Noticd A Group Of Teens Passing By Lauging!! I Didn't Tink Anyting Of It Until I Got To My Cart!! Te Losers Ad Left A Pack Of Slim Fast In My Cart!! I'm Pregnant!! FML


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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML


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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 yeres ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took spaghetti dinner, shoved it in face, and stormed out. FML


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On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML


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On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML


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On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones... he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML


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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by SFra - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my new roommate showd me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticd a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I askd, he said his last roommate committd suicide an he didn't want to pay to have the carpet professionally cleand, hence the "good deal." FML


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On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML


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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today... my girlfriend texted one of her male friends... saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed... if he'd been the one recieving the texts. FML


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On 10/06/2012 at 7:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was invitd to mah boyfriend's house 4 dinner 4 the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showd mah appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it cuz when I lookd up everyone was staring. His dad mutterd, ( Slow the hell down. ) FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML


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On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , My Teacher's Comments On My Essay Read , "I Know It's College , But U Use A Lot Of Unnecessary Words With A Lot Of Syllables." He Basically Scoldd Me Fir Having A Complex Vocabulary . I Go To An Accreditd State University . Nothing Says "America" Like Under-achieving Professors . FML


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On 10/03/2012 at 7:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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