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MsSippi
  • Town/Country : Boulder, Colorado
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 30220
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MsSippi : I like dark room photography. And VHS. And CDs.

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94784) - you deserved it (3920)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (111519) - you deserved it (26040)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML

#1475215 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (83296) - you deserved it (11683)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

#1445929 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (61504) - you deserved it (2546)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by kattydoo07 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

#1429978 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (52745) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (10821) - you deserved it (46871)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)