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MsMourningStar

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MsMourningStar

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MsMourningStar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 698
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MsMourningStar : I'm a somewhat outgoing, antisocial artist with a love for fixing broken people. Someday I hope to run away and raise a big family in a small quiet town. I write, draw, sing, paint, dance and enjoy various other artistic activities. I love animals and children. I have a ton of health problems. I love music. Umm... Not much else I can think to say. Have questions? Just ask!

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MsMourningStar's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44699) - you deserved it (4169)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42217) - you deserved it (15798)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, mah boyfriend told me I'm beautiful . Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

#20986609
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44055) - you deserved it (7099)

On 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Taday I let my sister old my newborn daugter 4 te frst time. I eard er mutter under er breat... ( I could kill you so easily... ) FML

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54902) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML

#20915864
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (4616)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

2day I cummd homa to find my parant waaring Santa hats and blasting Christma music at full voluma. So bagin thraa month of hall. FML

#20898104
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38992) - you deserved it (4033)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

TODAY , I REALIZED THE ONLY ( PERSON ) I HAVE TALKED TO IN THE LAST TWO DAYS IS SIRI. FML

#20891258
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (7832)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:34am - misc - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

today I arrived at my college dorm!! To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone!! Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone!! Guess who now owes the phone company all my money!! FML

#20868766
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43598) - you deserved it (11091)

On 09/05/2013 at 11:49am - money - by OweLotsaMoney - United States

Today , I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note , with my number on it , an the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding , I saw her , got up , an passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. real FML

#20825416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54413) - you deserved it (7131)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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