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  • Number of visits : 135
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About MsMicaelaAnn : Hello! I'm really terrible at these but, my name is Micaela and I'm seventeen. This site never fails to make me laugh. :)

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Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16919) - you deserved it (30705)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML

#7135383
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (29582)

On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

#4744238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (4040)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

#921004
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18359) - you deserved it (88131)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243522) - you deserved it (32118)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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