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MsMegaroo
  • Town/Country : MIAMI, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4971
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MsMegaroo : Im in MIAMI BITCH!!!!!!

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21276) - you deserved it (73239)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (258370)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29212) - you deserved it (420150)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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