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About MsKati : I have an unnatural obsession with Resident Evil, I've been watching my dad play the games since I was 7 years old, and playing them myself for almost as long. I've also been a big fan of call of duty since the first modern warfare game. Battlefield 3 is AMAZING. My music taste is pretty eclectic, while my current favourite are Hollywood Undead, i also have a strong liking for Three days grace, Spineshank, nonpoint and a more light hearted, boys like girls. I have a new obsession with the TV show Bones, Emily Deschanel is amazing. I miss the show Ultimate Force, wish they'd made more series :( Total horror film addict, some of my favourites are Dead silence, Stay alive, What lies beneath, pretty much anything with a zombie in it, especially the "of the dead" series from the amazing George Romero.
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Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Friday 19 September 2014