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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About MsFML_ : Hi! Welcome to my profile.
Lol well I come on here to entertain myself when I get bored.

You guys should message me! I'll reply, promise! (:

Follow me on ig: lesliebiersack

Just a girl who loves music. I swear, especially rock. Nirvana and the Ramones! Best bands ever. Guitar player in process. Well yeah, hmu! (:

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Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

#20744819
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56931) - you deserved it (16101)

On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

#20738117
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37785) - you deserved it (6579)

On 06/20/2013 at 11:06pm - health - by Ouch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

#20736775
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54067) - you deserved it (5361)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

#20736007
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37632) - you deserved it (2754)

On 06/19/2013 at 9:09pm - work - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

#20735858
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53770) - you deserved it (8458)

On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML

#20688020
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58801) - you deserved it (3980)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

#20040876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19142) - you deserved it (9401)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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