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  • Town/Country : don't trip c;, wonderland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MsFML_ : Haiiii. Well, I'm here for the stories so don't hate my comments!
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Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51171) - you deserved it (3166)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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