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MsConfusedd

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MsConfusedd

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4173
  • Number of comments : 287
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MsConfusedd : The name's Tuesday. Feel free to question the accuracy of that statement, but it's the name written on my birth certificate, passport and all other records of my existence. Hmmm... I love alternative rock and pop punk music. Stop right now. Smile. Wider. There you go. All better? Keep smiling :D

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Today, I learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

#20051798
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (1623)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

#20051798
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (1623)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20561) - you deserved it (4173)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

#20046142
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19482) - you deserved it (2152)

On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML

#20046039
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22279) - you deserved it (3712)

On 08/28/2012 at 10:16am - love - by tutusaurus - United States (California)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32864) - you deserved it (1627)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

#20011258
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18917) - you deserved it (1536)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (9006)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21335) - you deserved it (2465)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27553) - you deserved it (3586)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25978) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29157) - you deserved it (19055)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
73 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
85 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

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