Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About MrsxBillxKaulitz : I ride horses. :) I loove music, especially Tokio Hotel, Framing Hanley, Black Veil Brides, Cinema Bizarre, and Legend of the Fall. :)
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
Friday 30 January 2015