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  • Number of visits : 2200
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MrsxBillxKaulitz : I ride horses. :) I loove music, especially Tokio Hotel, Framing Hanley, Black Veil Brides, Cinema Bizarre, and Legend of the Fall. :)

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MrsxBillxKaulitz's favorite FMLs

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
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I agree, your life sucks (59539) - you deserved it (13927)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47634) - you deserved it (9143)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)



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