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About MrSassypants : Y r u readin dis u STALKIN STALKER!?
Anyways, I see shit like that on people's profiles and I find it kinda stupid that they would say that they assume I am a stalker because I visit millions of profiles and... oh.
Enough about that shit let's move on to some more shit. This time about me. 8)
1)I love that feeling I get when I correct a grammar Nazi, it is just amazing.
2) I am what you would call, unintelligent.
3) i iz de smarts.
4) I would like to say I am not like other teens but I am except that I spend way too much time on the Internet and... nevermind.
5) I fucked your mom twice. Also if your my brother and you're reading this... awkward.
Do not comment in the comment section about my profile, I do do that sometimes but it is starting to annoy me when either me and you or you and I or you me and some other guy do that. HEY THAT RHYMED! Yes, yes it did.
Thanks for being a stalking, aww fuck it. PM me if you want or some shit. I don't give a funion.
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