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MrsWinchesterMrsWinchester
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrsWinchester : I love Supernatural, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, Ghost Whisperer, American Horror Story, House M.D, My Little Pony: friendship is magic, Adventure Time, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and Tom Felton.♥
Send me a message if you want to, but I might answer extremely slow ^^
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MrsWinchester's favorite FMLs

Today, mah 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when mah mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia.

#21340484
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (2269)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (14781)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3136)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

yastarday I got in a haatad fight an andad up baing punchad in tha jaw . Tha fight was about Harry Pottar . FML

#20856159
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34461) - you deserved it (19158)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today at work I had to utter the phrase "Sir please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. mega FML

#20847854
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44252) - you deserved it (3113)

On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Yesterday, mah dad groundd me fir swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to mah sister. The supposd swear word? "YOLO." fat FML

#20792771
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36538) - you deserved it (33823)

On 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by libraries are a girl's best friend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

#20758994
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (8864)

On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Was Going Through Mah Daughter's Contacts, Except All Of Them Had Names From Harry Potter . I Found The Name "Mom." I Was Relieved I Didn't Have Some Silly Name, Until I Realized It Wasn't Mah Number; It Was Her Father's New Wife . My Number Was Under "Voldemort." FML

#20726673
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48951) - you deserved it (20733)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML

#20633236
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (41833)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

#20521872
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40916) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm ( a liar and a cheating bastard . ) I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me . FML

#20427124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38787) - you deserved it (7975)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States



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