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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrsUresti : I am from Brownsville Texas but currently live in Zapopan Jalisco. I am fun and out going and love to party. I am sweet and kind and an awesome person ;P

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Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML


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