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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 November 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrsUchiha : Hi... When I'm on my computer I'll fill this out. ^^

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52043) - you deserved it (4330)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8616) - you deserved it (29851)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm - animals - by Rafiki (man) - United States (Missouri)

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