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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 50111
  • Number of comments : 442
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 91 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days; taking joy out of others misery while somewhat lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in treatment for my severe intolerance to bullshit and games.... I am always in the constant struggle of trying to get an FML published, so feel free to follow my FML journey and lets see how high my submission number can get! Woot woot!

I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna. Except you pubescent level horny, living-in-your-parents-basement but-you're-too-damn-old-to ones. Please don't.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one.



If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

by shouldabeenapornstar / 03/17/2010 at 11:46am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/17/2010 at 11:38am / United States (Rhode Island) / Love

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

by slickboy0023 / 03/16/2010 at 11:30am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2010 at 9:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

by dreadedmafia86 / 03/11/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

by penpendesrapen / 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm / Philippines (Manila) / Work

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

by Nancy / 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

by watersport / 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

by HaleyIsabelle / 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm / Love

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 9:35am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 7:44pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

by choldcreations / 03/07/2010 at 9:12am / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

by imabadperson / 03/06/2010 at 7:24am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

by WhiteLiar / 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love