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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 12499
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (3778)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24735) - you deserved it (5652)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22204) - you deserved it (1652)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
36 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (5700)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
65 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
44 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
82 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
57 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
52 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6797) - you deserved it (106539)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

#416
20 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
26 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version



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