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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31544
  • Number of comments : 400
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery while lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Most of the time I'm joking or being an internet therapist. Use your own judgement to decide which one I am...

I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views on the app I use. Also, I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one.

If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44352) - you deserved it (5728)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37379) - you deserved it (4955)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked "Women's weights room". Oh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12568) - you deserved it (25000)

On 11/16/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by genderbender (woman) - Reserved

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (7980)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23640) - you deserved it (4027)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (5401)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63755) - you deserved it (3751) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27648) - you deserved it (2741)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9834) - you deserved it (34609)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34405) - you deserved it (5654)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (5150)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8429) - you deserved it (27247)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15350) - you deserved it (29879)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he 'didn't love me anymore and hadn't for a long time.' Shame he didn't tell me that when he was saying 'I love you, I want to marry you', having sex with me, and using my savings for a deposit on a flat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (4462)

On 11/03/2010 at 9:13am - intimacy - by shunned (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24472) - you deserved it (6031)

On 11/02/2010 at 10:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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