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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 22868
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

#6164155
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (5901)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:12am - love - by scumbag (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

#6163418
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35245) - you deserved it (4702)

On 11/05/2009 at 2:41am - health - by FatRunner (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

#6133769
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28496) - you deserved it (5611)

On 11/03/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by katurday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

#6129909
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6605) - you deserved it (19245)

On 11/03/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by HadToApologize (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

#6129909
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6605) - you deserved it (19245)

On 11/03/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by HadToApologize (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

#6118877
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24563) - you deserved it (4937)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States

Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML

#6110361
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32441) - you deserved it (8814)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm and I saw and smelled smoke coming under my door. My second story window wouldn't unlock so I broke it open, threw out as many of my belongings as I could, and jumped. Turns out, the smell and noise were from my roomates cheap vacuum cleaner, not a fire. FML

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

#6083113
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (5538)

On 10/31/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by Okay (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6382) - you deserved it (47520)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

#6042161
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9060) - you deserved it (83427)

On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30790) - you deserved it (2273)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12139) - you deserved it (69965)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30980) - you deserved it (6406)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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