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MrsPeggMrsPegg
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 29727
  • Number of comments : 362
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Hopefully see that most of the time I'm joking or pulling your chain... You're warned.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views.

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9430) - you deserved it (38707)

On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

#15154562
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30982) - you deserved it (7394)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47619) - you deserved it (12502)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

#15130627
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34841) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

#15113115
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (10313)

On 02/25/2011 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16410) - you deserved it (47947)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

#15083681
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22632) - you deserved it (5345)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Taylor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (34132)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

#15063959
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (5656)

On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29360) - you deserved it (5541)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

#15039071
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29783) - you deserved it (4723)

On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

#15031615
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (15811)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

#15025129
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9890) - you deserved it (42161)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (5686)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34555) - you deserved it (2863)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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