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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 21455
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

TODAY, IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF ASTRONOMY CLASS AND WE ALL WAITED 4 THE PROFESSOR TO ENTER THE CLASSROOM . ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE TURNS THE LIGHTS OFF, IT'S PITCH BLACK, AND WE HEAR THE PROFESSOR SAYING, "GREETINGS EARTHLINGS..." IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG SEMESTER . FML

#13070220
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21842) - you deserved it (17908)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (4110)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in mah female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. mega FML

Today 4 the frst time I decided to just be myself at work . My boss thought I was drunk . FML

#13038622
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (5882)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was lying on my recliner watcing TVen I droppd te remote under te footrest!! I got down on my ands an knees an pusd te footrest into te cair!! Te moment I toucd te remote, te footrest deployd an it me square in te face!! FML

#13035925
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19979) - you deserved it (5538)

On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom

Today I was askd to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers lockd her keys in her car. After I got the keys instead of opening the car door I climbd back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (37347)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I admittd to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend . She seemd to handle it well, buthen my boyfriend came over, she condemnd him to hell in between asking himhat he would like to have fir dinner . fat FML

#13019644
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a meeting with mah boss an superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up an hitting mah boss square in the middle of the head. FML

#12986689
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7985) - you deserved it (24372)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

Today , after being with my looool boyfriend fir seven years , he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43782) - you deserved it (3797)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contact something fir Viagra . My husband think I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me . FML

#12899582
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (2957)

On 09/04/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, BOYFRIEND OF A OVER A YEAR BROKE UP WIT ME. IT WOULDN'T AVE BEEN SO BAD IF I ADN'T WRITTEN IM A LONG LETTER ABOUT OW MUC I LOVE IM, AND TAT I'M SO GLAD WE'RE TOGETER AND SO GLAD TAT E PROMISED E WOULD ALWAYS BE TERE. HE'LL BE GETTING IT IN A FEW DAYS. FML

#12809670
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28302) - you deserved it (3311)

On 08/29/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by love_letter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I superglud mah headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in mah ears. big fat FML

Today I proposd to mah grlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelld out ( WILL YOU MARRY ME? ) from the platform pointing her out. Turns out I was pointing at the wrong grl. My grlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong grl yelld ( Yes! ) FML

#12757529
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (14468)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview fir a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (16936)

On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)



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