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MrsPegg

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MrsPegg

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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 10823
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

#7925072
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19637) - you deserved it (2939)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33000) - you deserved it (7740)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

#7805682
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36833) - you deserved it (2972)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

#7728749
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (6095)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

#7653625
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4603) - you deserved it (47526)

On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7980) - you deserved it (46456)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

#7594942
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33475) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (12568)

On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

#7585326
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7780) - you deserved it (22498)

On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

#7582501
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23578) - you deserved it (3413)

On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

#7459742
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21376) - you deserved it (7642)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML

#7451300
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7077) - you deserved it (40866)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I call my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML

#7433438
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25056) - you deserved it (4415)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:59am - misc - by momof2boys - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (5393)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

#7334847
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43756) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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