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MrsPegg

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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 22875
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13026) - you deserved it (47664)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36540) - you deserved it (50623)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (9924)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

#15362432
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20099) - you deserved it (29858)

On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

#15354612
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30916) - you deserved it (3420)

On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (2847)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42710) - you deserved it (5635)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42710) - you deserved it (5635)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9408) - you deserved it (38609)

On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

#15154562
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29902) - you deserved it (7252)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

#15130627
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33126) - you deserved it (3136)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

#15113115
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26678) - you deserved it (10090)

On 02/25/2011 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16346) - you deserved it (47833)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21120) - you deserved it (32892)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

#15063959
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41206) - you deserved it (5366)

On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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