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MrsPegg
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7874
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

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97 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

#13433237
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17821) - you deserved it (8616)

On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
128 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
119 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9734) - you deserved it (21642)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

#13339977
81 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
153 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
102 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

#13275274
156 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by northernlass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
161 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

#13188457
55 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 10:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

#13178719
271 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
213 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

#13104906
109 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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