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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 33489
  • Number of comments : 427
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery while lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Most of the time I'm joking or being an internet therapist. Use your own judgement to decide which one I am...

I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views on the app I use. Also, I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one.

If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24613) - you deserved it (4665)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm - kids - by Randolph (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20671) - you deserved it (2702)

On 10/11/2012 at 1:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37717) - you deserved it (5908)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32416) - you deserved it (5217)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16882) - you deserved it (30079)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by ScaryBears (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8716) - you deserved it (20080)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23175) - you deserved it (6859) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (2729)

On 09/25/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by badluckryan - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of my regulars approached me at work, arms extended for a hug. He's always in a bad mood, so I figured for once he wasn't grumpy and I enthusiastically hugged him. Turns out he was just stretching his arms. He told me I was crazy and pretty much ran out of my store. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (2661)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32689) - you deserved it (3356)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28345) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/15/2012 at 1:35am - intimacy - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22742) - you deserved it (3445)

On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49422) - you deserved it (4263)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7274) - you deserved it (22752)

On 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm - misc - by CantPublish - United States

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