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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31674
  • Number of comments : 403
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery while lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Most of the time I'm joking or being an internet therapist. Use your own judgement to decide which one I am...

I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views on the app I use. Also, I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one.

If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (2639)

On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37484) - you deserved it (2082)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8960) - you deserved it (19726)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (4427)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21158) - you deserved it (4814)

On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10854) - you deserved it (31547)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35831) - you deserved it (10713)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29241) - you deserved it (3027)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (4421)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46503) - you deserved it (4278)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31115) - you deserved it (3892)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:47am - money - by fuzzle003 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28349) - you deserved it (2387)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

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