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MrsPegg

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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 22819
  • Number of comments : 319
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (6126)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (6126)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (21975)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (7473)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47348) - you deserved it (7297)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

#18316654
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (7787)

On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34636) - you deserved it (7009)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9865) - you deserved it (35145)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33862) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57054) - you deserved it (8450)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

#18184829
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35329) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

#18164044
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32410) - you deserved it (3051)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

#18158885
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (3732)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

#18158885
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (3732)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML



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