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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12862
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54177) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40042) - you deserved it (3855)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53201) - you deserved it (3270)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (5880)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33565) - you deserved it (3651)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (2708)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (5303)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12323) - you deserved it (56526)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (8398)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (6173)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12603) - you deserved it (69018)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (2684)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

#17140359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32558) - you deserved it (2403)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (5489)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

#17080368
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30266) - you deserved it (12285)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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