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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 11416
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27812) - you deserved it (8282)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40637) - you deserved it (4717)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
162 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26083) - you deserved it (14192)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
160 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
202 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53157) - you deserved it (3267)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
106 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
191 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
33 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
61 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)



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