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MrsPegg
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7796
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28344) - you deserved it (4571)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8736) - you deserved it (41114)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29559) - you deserved it (2112)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22558) - you deserved it (2530)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62692) - you deserved it (10961)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41758) - you deserved it (4243)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

#16627798
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14373) - you deserved it (22197)

On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (3535)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (2402)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46979) - you deserved it (3473)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12713) - you deserved it (30605)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34001) - you deserved it (4577)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (5679)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85376) - you deserved it (4761)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29773) - you deserved it (6633)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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