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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MrsKilown : "Sometimes me think, what is friend? And
then me say a friend is someone to share
last cookie with." -Cookie Monster ♥

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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MrsKilown's favorite FMLs

Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39287) - you deserved it (6061)

On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48910) - you deserved it (12978)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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