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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MrsKilown : My family is most important to me. I have a husband and two wonderful kids. I have a dog named June and a bearded dragon named Chubs.

I always vote yes on the moderations I read ;) haha! Gotta keep it real!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39255) - you deserved it (6057)

On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48784) - you deserved it (12950)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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