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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrsKilown : Hey there! My name is misty, and I have two beautiful kids, a dog and a big bearded dragon. I am obsessed with going to the gym, yet I don't post it on FB every time I go ( awkward, right?)

I love outdoor activities like hiking, rock climbing, and camping is my fave cause I am a huge piro, and love setting things on fire. If you want to know more about me, just ask.

"Sometimes me think, what is friend? And
then me say a friend is someone to share
last cookie with." -Cookie Monster ♥

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Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML


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On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49215) - you deserved it (13035)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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