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MrsKilown

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MrsKilown

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  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 700
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrsKilown : Huge fan of FML! And the gym... Did I say the gym? Look at those abs! What? You workout? Duh, bruh. FML.

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MrsKilown's favorite FMLs

Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39515) - you deserved it (6081)

On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

#21119490
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (14366)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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