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by Hairy Cheek / 04/15/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2014 at 3:17am / United States (South Dakota) / Kids
Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, my sister informed me that two of her friends had sex in my yet bed again. Sadly, this was… Today, my 14-yr old daughter won't go near my son, who broke his leg in a soccer game. She says she… Today, I showed my girlfriend a funny FML about some guy getting a wake up blowjob, and him pissing…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…