Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MrsFlowers

Offline (the 08/21/2014 at 6:24am) | Search for a member

MrsFlowers

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MrsFlowers : I like sarcasm and mountain dew.

MrsFlowers's page activity

Visits<b>gilmorejustin38</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 3:35pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 7:53pm<b>mystery_user</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 3:28pm<b>peanuty001</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:50pm<b>mmtiki</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:44pm<b>abylenee_</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 2:54am<b>gmangallen1</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 10:15pm<b>Lilly2shoes</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 11:08pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 8:06am<b>SplitEnds</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 10:04pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 5:40pm<b>Sophia813</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 3:23pm<b>IMcPwn</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 10:33am<b>adriiiiiiii</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 2:24am<b>Kyzilla123</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 12:21pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 8:59am<b>lewisite</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 4:22am<b>pwnapple99</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 3:01am

MrsFlowers's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of MrsFlowers's badges

MrsFlowers's favorite FMLs

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

#21200603
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42668) - you deserved it (3946)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by idiot bro (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

#21199713
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46495) - you deserved it (14295)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -



Juliette Bubulle's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Juliette's illustrated FML
  • It's the weekend so let's plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time. Sorry, I was channelling Bill Hicks there. I'll start again. Hi everyone, how are you doing? This week…

Friday 29 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: