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MrsFlowers

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MrsFlowers

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MrsFlowers : I like sarcasm and mountain dew.

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MrsFlowers's favorite FMLs

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (3934)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by idiot bro (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46268) - you deserved it (14235)

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