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Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 5:55pm - misc - by ouchbrow (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML


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On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML


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On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, "Community" was pulled from its mid-season lineup, with plans to hopefully put it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceled. Meanwhile, "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. FML


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On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML


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