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  • Number of visits : 1362
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YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP IN A PANIC TO WHAT SOUNDD LIKE A PLANE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO MY HOUSE. I WAS SO SCARD, I PED MYSELF AN PASSD OUT. IT WAS JUST MY CELL PHONE VIBRATING UNDER MY PILLOW. BIG FAT FML

#16252216
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13079) - you deserved it (43734)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, It Was Mah First Day As An Animal Control Officer. My First Dispatch Was To Collect A Dog That Had Been Hit By A Car. I Had To Clean Up Mah Dead Dog On Mah First Day Of A Job That Barely Pays Rent. FML

#16245376
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52803) - you deserved it (3737)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after fifth block, I decidd to go fir a little walk. Apparently so did mah boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking fir her contacts. His pants were pulld down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

#16233240
80 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

#16218945
192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I updated facebook status as ( lost all contacts, need numbers ). My mom commented saying ( her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends ). Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I was making out wit tis guy tat I like. In an attempt to be romantic, e tried to pick me up an press me against te wall. He couldn't lift me off te ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
345 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today , I raalizad that my pubas r longar than my panis itsalf. FML

#16181302
345 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

#16168666
378 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on mah brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of mah panties. FML

#16161340
147 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was driving along wen te car in front of me ran over an animal!! I only realised tis wen a cunk of fles and blood landed on windscreen!! I put wiper on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneat te wiper and smeared all over te screen!! FML

#16154731
125 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by Username -

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LECTURE HALL. A GIRL WALKED BY TO GET TO HER SEAT AND HER DRESS GOT CAUGHT ON THE HANDLES, LIFTING IT UP. SHE DIDN'T NOTICE BUT I DID, SO I TRIED TO TAKE IT OFF THE HANDLES. SHE TURNED AROUND TO SEE ME HOLDING HER DRESS UP. FML

#16153880
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34733) - you deserved it (7700)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)



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