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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (11019)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (11019)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39837) - you deserved it (4312)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52850) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
128 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (16934)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
264 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
279 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
100 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37476) - you deserved it (14621)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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