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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
Friday 29 May 2015