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Mr_Relatable

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Mr_Relatable

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mr_Relatable : Born and raised in SoCal

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Visits<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:03pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:56pm<b>constipation</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:14am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:58am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:09pm<b>oreily12</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 6:45pm<b>dicamillo27</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:34am<b>ukeandfoodislife</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 1:01pm<b>cakefete2</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 12:54am<b>gmian</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:05pm<b>Badman6969</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 2:51pm<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 4:43am<b>rabechan</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 3:42pm<b>lochiamochia</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 9:10pm<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 12:37pm<b>yellowchocobo</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 9:11am<b>warsun</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 7:33am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 6:44am

Fucked!<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:58am

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Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26181) - you deserved it (2731)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML



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