Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mr_Quinten : High School debater from Texas. I play right guard on the football team, and my favorite authors are Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson. I'm dating Miranda Johnson, and she is the most awesome, spontaneous, sensitive, hottest girl I know. RHCP are the best.

Mr_Quinten's page activity

Visits<b>styles829</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:22pm<b>GETBIGR</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 4:27pm<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 5:17pm<b>sailing_is_life</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 4:33pm<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 10:38am<b>CharlieNowak</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 7:32am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 11:32pm<b>omfgorlaith</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 7:10am<b>Ley135</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 11:29pm<b>Hai_Its_Marisa</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 12:49pm<b>mzhaze</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 10:51am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 2:13pm<b>bubbles04</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 10:42pm<b>TM24D</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 12:31am<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 6:25pm<b>Gottokeepsmiling</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 6:14pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 9:25am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 10:49pm

Mr_Quinten's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of Mr_Quinten's badges

Mr_Quinten's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63178) - you deserved it (4623)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: