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Mr_Brightside209

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Mr_Brightside209

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Mr_Brightside209 : Hello random FML user! I love to make people laugh. I like pretty much all music especially MCR and Eminem. i love playing video games and watching anime. I have 209 kids and I'm temporarily an alien. that is all. i love talking to new people so: Kik: The_Great_Eggplant , Snapchat: Rylan23997 message me for a random ass conversation! xD

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Mr_Brightside209's favorite FMLs

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49639) - you deserved it (7802)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so run down and overgrown that it's officially a public health hazard. FML

#21189640
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38908) - you deserved it (4369)

On 06/26/2014 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

#21187067
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (7317)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

#21185172
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4742)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56am - kids - by kennyjhynes (man) - United States

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

#21140637
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48916) - you deserved it (4376)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)



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