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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1975 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MrZsDad : In search of endless amusement at someone else's expense.

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Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (2145)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62451) - you deserved it (22227)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30306) - you deserved it (9143)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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