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MrSexyPants
  • Town/Country : Neverland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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