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MrSarary

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MrSararyMrSarary
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2899
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. I'm accidentally hilarious, I'm horribly honest and I'm fantastically sarcastic. Sydney born and raised. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to know just ask ! :)

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MrSarary's favorite FMLs

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (2536)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

#20480667
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (17484)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

#20480168
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45858) - you deserved it (4752)

On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

#20478441
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35225) - you deserved it (2910)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML

#20474414
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35871) - you deserved it (3655)

On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

#20473479
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38198) - you deserved it (2407)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

#20472701
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (12153)

On 01/22/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

#20471171
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32948) - you deserved it (7566)

On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

#20466782
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (14552)

On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

#20466086
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35642) - you deserved it (3709)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

#20460160
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35333) - you deserved it (3207)

On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

#20458512
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34475) - you deserved it (6291)

On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

#20456674
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46648) - you deserved it (7956)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38736) - you deserved it (2552)

On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML

#20453003
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (8980)

On 01/11/2013 at 12:20am - misc - by datingablonde - Australia (Western Australia)



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