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Today... I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstars in a t-shrt and panties... only looool to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

Today, ma grlfriend named ma penis "little baby carrot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59071) - you deserved it (10172)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70311) - you deserved it (7956)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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