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MrNikolaus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrNikolaus : Reserved..aka a bit shy. Outdoors. Engineering student -> indoors too...love music, and a few other things...

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:17pm<b>ilovejunkfood</b> - the 03/21/2011 at 8:32pm<b>jess6blondie9</b> - the 03/14/2011 at 6:19pm<b>Quasar55</b> - the 03/14/2011 at 5:23pm<b>toongirl</b> - the 03/13/2011 at 6:49pm<b>Aniblecoby</b> - the 02/24/2011 at 11:04pm<b>Lisa_Gaskarth</b> - the 02/21/2011 at 1:42pm<b>Sorrows</b> - the 02/19/2011 at 10:14am<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 11/30/2010 at 4:08pm<b>nerdsgetmehot</b> - the 11/29/2010 at 8:17pm<b>chalkdust</b> - the 11/16/2010 at 9:31pm

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MrNikolaus's favorite FMLs

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29677) - you deserved it (5866)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36514) - you deserved it (7168)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32881) - you deserved it (9723)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I went to the airport to start the amazing 3 week vacation in Costa Rica that I've been saving for and planning for more than a year. They wouldn't let me on the plane because my passport expires in less than 6 months. FML

#15363711
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35331) - you deserved it (12491)

On 03/18/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I finished and turned in the last of the seventeen major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my bosses office, I hear her ask her assistant "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML

#15356107
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35243) - you deserved it (2683)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:37pm - work - by inpuredeceit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35305) - you deserved it (6538)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML

#15350541
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35866) - you deserved it (3041)

On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

#15342486
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11398) - you deserved it (40115)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42517) - you deserved it (5622)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (9017)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12087) - you deserved it (38627)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10075) - you deserved it (33006)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML

#13784109
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6371) - you deserved it (29584)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31199) - you deserved it (5290)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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