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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrNikolaus : Reserved..aka a bit shy. Outdoors. Engineering student -> indoors too...love music, and a few other things...

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:17pm<b>ilovejunkfood</b> - the 03/21/2011 at 8:32pm<b>jess6blondie9</b> - the 03/14/2011 at 6:19pm<b>Quasar55</b> - the 03/14/2011 at 5:23pm<b>toongirl</b> - the 03/13/2011 at 6:49pm<b>Aniblecoby</b> - the 02/24/2011 at 11:04pm<b>Lisa_Gaskarth</b> - the 02/21/2011 at 1:42pm<b>Sorrows</b> - the 02/19/2011 at 10:14am<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 11/30/2010 at 4:08pm<b>nerdsgetmehot</b> - the 11/29/2010 at 8:17pm<b>chalkdust</b> - the 11/16/2010 at 9:31pm

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MrNikolaus's favorite FMLs

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (6002)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally got the courage to say to mah boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36638) - you deserved it (7180)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, I Swerved Out Of The Way To Avoid Hitting A Squirrel, And In The Proces Hit Another Squirrel . FML

#15364776
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (9921)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I went to the airport to start the amazing 3 week vacation in Costa Rica that I've been saving for and planning for more than a year. They wouldn't let me on the plane because passport expires in less than 6 months. FML

#15363711
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36431) - you deserved it (12767)

On 03/18/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I finised and turned in te last of te seventeen major projects 4 te company I work for. As I was walking out of ma bosses office, I ear er ask er assistant ( Se finised everyting we didn't want to do, can we fire er now? ) FML

#15356107
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35385) - you deserved it (2692)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:37pm - work - by inpuredeceit (woman) - United States (California)

Today My Expensive Multi-feature Water Proof Watc Was Destroyed... By Water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

TODAY , I GOT A CALL FROM THE OFFICE TELLING ME I WAS FRD . WHEN I ASKD WHY , MAH BOSS EXPLAIND MAH MOTHER CALLD AND TOLD HIM I WAS IN A ( WEAK MENTAL STATE . ) SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS HELPING ME GET OFF FOR MAH BRTHDAY . NOW I HAVE NO JOB . FML

#15350541
87 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ava no call pona racaption as I am visiting family wo livas on ta sida of a mountain. Tay told ma tara was sarvica on top looool of ta mountain, so I ikd up. Only wan I got tara did I raaliza I'd laft ma pona back down at ta ousa. FML

#15342486
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (40219)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticd a woman glaring at me . When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I askd y she was staring . She snappd, "If u had kept yur legs closd, u wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant . FML

#15284565
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42682) - you deserved it (5633)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS TEXTING A GIRL I LIKE. EVERY MESSAGE SHE SENT CUMMED TEN MINUTES AFTER I SENT HER A MESSAGE. WHEN I TOLD HER "I'VE TO GO", SHE RESPONDED ALMOST INSTANTLY WITH AN "OK, BYE". FML

#15282818
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33183) - you deserved it (9217)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of car. The flowers were from fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since girlfriend thinks I got them 4 her. The arrangement cost $225.

#14989370
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12142) - you deserved it (38698)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Taday I lid when mah therapist askd why I preferrd Tuesday morning appointments . It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduld maintenance . FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (33130)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I WAS WRITING MAH NARRATIVE ESSAY FOR MAH ENGLISH CLASS. WHEN I TURNED IT IN , I WAS REALLY PROUD OFHAT I THOUGHT I WROTE. EVIDENTLY FOR SOME PEOPLE LISTENING TO MUSICHILE WRITING ESSAYS IS A BAD THING. MY ESSAY WAS FILLED WITH LITTLE BITS OF ZZ TOP LYRICS. FML

#13784109
134 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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