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MrNiceGuy518
  • Town/Country : That one place, With the stuff.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 843
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MrNiceGuy518 : Still not amused.

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MrNiceGuy518's favorite FMLs

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28075) - you deserved it (7344)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (4358)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

#13262261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (2720)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

#13262261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (2720)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77013) - you deserved it (4257)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

#4158502
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51020) - you deserved it (3443)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

#4126370
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49714) - you deserved it (2391)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a job selling knives. I had training for 11 hours. At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives. I paid the $145. I went home and learned that it was a scam. I went back for a refund. They said no. FML

#3446185
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12394) - you deserved it (47999)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:19am - work - by Regina (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

#3155973
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (8659)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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