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About MrMaD : You're reading this for a reason...

...don't be shy, you can message me, lol.

Real-talk, It's obvious I'm bored.

Anyways, if you're too scared to talk and if you're bored come check out my damn band...we ROCK, lol

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

MrMaD's favorite FMLs

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38729) - you deserved it (6556)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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