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Today, I watched as some idiot made a bad U-turn and I laughed. I then turned into another car. FML


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On 08/20/2012 at 4:55am - misc - by LOLOLOLOL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML


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