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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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MrKento's favorite FMLs
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids
by froulita / 10/31/2008 at 2:08am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Love
by damnit / 10/27/2008 at 5:08am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
by Erasmus / 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm / France (Haute-Normandie) / Geek
by Noalixah / 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by Shameonme / 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm / Morocco / Work
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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