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MrKento

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MrKento

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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MrKento's favorite FMLs

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML

#170
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15972) - you deserved it (46413)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today , mah boyfriend doesn't know if looool he should break up with me because he loves me too much , or to stay with me and make me suffer . I have no clue as to what's going on in his head . FML

#169
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40386) - you deserved it (4838)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

TODAY, IT APPEARS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND VISITED AN INTERNET WEB PAGE CALLED "HOW TO CONFESS TO HAVING AN AFFAIR." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71905) - you deserved it (4833)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (82946)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . I went to a friend's wedding . I took stupid photos all day long andhen came the moment that the bride entered the church.. . mah battery died . FML

#73
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12929) - you deserved it (53047)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today... I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68768) - you deserved it (6637)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

2day in tha aarly hours of tha morning... a workar startd drilling tha road right in front of my window. Ha stoppd 5 minutas bafora my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50287) - you deserved it (3572)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

2day wile at te dinner table, ma grandmoter told me se backed over a cat . FML

#65
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I yelled outhile I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and mah boss. FML

#61
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19694) - you deserved it (56366)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I have blue lips because of looool a guyhose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. fat FML

#52
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (23046)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the grl I love thinks I'm gay . To be honest, I'm having doubts too . FML

#51
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54237) - you deserved it (14126)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Taday 4 the very frst time I got it on with mah grlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be mah grlfriend tomorrow. mega FML

#44
99 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today though it’s been a month since I removed the looool plaster from my wrist it still stinks of feet. real FML

#42
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (5801)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - misc - by Lud@l -

Today my grlfriend came over to my place looking drop dead gorgeous. However she preferred the idea of sleeping and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43316) - you deserved it (9050)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've likd for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladie room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61076) - you deserved it (4341)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



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