About MrInsomniac : I'm an insomniac. I'm German, but don't speak it fluently. I like basketball. I'm saying no more.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of… Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding… Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of…