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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 December 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML


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On 08/23/2013 at 6:06am - health - by themarrowguy - United States

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML


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On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML


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On 07/15/2009 at 12:01am - love - by Stuck (woman) - United States (California)

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