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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Miscellaneous
by dyingangel246 / 03/05/2014 at 5:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML
by clrichmond2009 / 02/19/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2013 at 10:40am / Latvia / Miscellaneous
by crétin-crédule / 02/26/2013 at 12:02am / France (Limousin) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm / Canada / Love
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
by kjdhfakjs / 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by AppoKing / 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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