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MrGymnastic

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MrGymnastic

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37013) - you deserved it (14781)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, fiancé and I told futura mothar-in-law that wa ara axpacting . Har rasponsa was, "Why ara you doing this to ma?" FML

#21078559
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39799) - you deserved it (4337)

On 03/05/2014 at 5:15am - misc - by dyingangel246 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML

TODAY, MY FIANCÉE AND I SHOWD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW A PICTURE OF THE LOCATION ATHICH WE'LL BE HOLDING OUR WEDDING RECEPTION. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFRONT BUILDING OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. SHE LOOKD ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO COMMIT SUICIDE." MEGA FML

#20543312
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33347) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

yesterday my husband an I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

#19241359
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23093) - you deserved it (2546)

On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, it snowd a lot an my friends an I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by an threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprisd, I side-steppd only to end up loosing balance an roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

#14918600
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28332) - you deserved it (3521)

On 02/10/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by onehitwonder -

TODAY, WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND, HE STARTED PRETENDING HE WAS A DOG. THIS INCLUDED BARKING, LICKING MY FACE, AND SCRATCHING HIS EARS. FML

#10649271
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36000) - you deserved it (6153)

On 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm - intimacy - by kjdhfakjs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, askd somebody "ned a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing !! FML



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